kstewrpc:

LIGHTS Countdown

ivies:

today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”

givemeinternet:

Classic Kanye
Anonymous: 4, 47, 52:)

4) What do you think about most? sex ngl

47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? im a cheesy fuck but saying yes to lauren to be her girlfriend awwww just slaughter me

52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? idk surprise me

Anonymous: 9,54,60 c:

9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? oh my GOD um i dk idk she isn’t a band but i am currently obsessed with beyonce there u go

54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? UM either teleportation or mind control yaaaaas

60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities. odgm ok ok

  • beyonce obvs
  • jensen ackles he’s a babe
  • misha collins im slurping
  • laura prepon aka alex in oitnb i ????
  • daniel radcliffe smoking and walking like 12 dogs
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